Eleven + River

As requested by skandycandygeorgiholic

mishafordinner:

orgasm-donor:

“JENSEN.  JENSEN, I CAN’T SEE!  JEN.  JEEEEEEEEN.  JEN YOU NEED TO HELP ME I CAN’T SEE I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING OH GOD I’M SCARED WHAT IF I’M BLIND AND CAN NEVER SEE AGAIN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.”

“Jared, you just have some stuff on your face.  Take it off.”

“IT’S DARK, JENSEN.  IT’S DARK AND I DON’T LIKE IT.”

“Jared all you ne—”

“DARK, JENSEN!  DARK.”

“IT WAS LIGHT, BUT NOW IT’S DARK.”

thevulcantimelord:

When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship:

pleaserepeatthequestion:

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY, BOBBY!

skinnyscottish:

“See you around Professor River Song”

glorfindel:

#THIS ENTIRE PHOTOSET IS A DICK JOKE

doctordonna10:

call-me-codependent:

kate-barton93:

mooglets:

enochianrage:

inowpronounceyouratandbow:

michelanjell-o:

tardiswanted:

I’m pretty sure Death and Rory are on a first name basis by now…

Dude, Death is just chillin at home, and Rory will just barge in, shout”I DID IT AGAIN.” Then he’ll grab a soda from the fridge and sit next to Death on the sofa and Death will catch him up on everything that’s happened in the hours since they last saw each other.

Death/Rory = Brotp

OH DUDE

it was the ‘hours’ that got me XD the ‘hours’ since they last saw each other XD *lol*

When Rory finally dies for real he’s gonna walk in with Amy and say, “Hey death, I brought my wife this time!”
“Rory, what are you doing?”
“Oh, is this Amy?” says Death, standing up from the couch. “I must say, it’s a pleasure to finally meet you, I hope you’ve had a good long life?” and then he and Rory do a man hug full of back slapping and Death’s like “You know where the sodas are.”

I’m sorry but, “you know where the sodas are”

MAKE THIS A FANFICTION